My Sweet Escape

Kenzie. Age 19. Central Illinois. Message me (:
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.
“It’s what you do with the screw ups, that’s what you should judge yourself by.”
L. Gilmore, Gilmore Girls (1x8)
person: i really like you.
½ of me: why?
the other ½: of course you do, bitch i’m amazing
Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU
thank the lord for my phone screen not cracking yet even though I’ve dropped my phone so many times